Sembelih is not equal to sembelit

The story is like this:-
My third sister talk about the chicken....
I not remember how she start talk about this..
but all her word is so FUNNY....

Sis: why chicken must be sembelih?
Mother: If not, how u can eat the chicken?
Sis: Actually what is sembelih har?
Mother: Is killed the animals with nice way to let it die so we can eat.
Sis: Not eat the chicken that natural died meh?
Me: where got? that means u eat the bangkai lor..
Mother: Where got the people serve many bangkai give u eat lor..
Sis: Sembelih not constipation meh?
Big sis: "So" mui, did u mean sembelit? sembelih is not same with sembelit ler..
Me:(laughing)
Sis: Not put poison to the chicken and let it die meh?
Me:(lauging but the volume is bigger)..if eat the chicken u will die lar..
Sis : so how the chicken can die?
Big sis: u use knife kill the chicken lah..
Me:(Laughing like orang gila) oh....all u know that u eat the chicken in constipation lah..wahahahahahaa..
Big sis: She is come from Tanjung Rambutan de..she is not eat medicine yet..
Sis: I am really the patient from there...
Me: But u escape and run here jor...